All these unusual feelings are being stirred within him as she lies provocatively around the house.
" I know", he thinks to himself, " I'll just test out these unusual feelings on this hairy amazon".
So he saunters up to her as she lies carelessly on her bed. He batts his liquid eyes at her. He moves in and licks her on the face.
One slightly disoriented and confused Baxter lurches away. She can't be serious. He thinks he will try again, after all, he is devastatingly handsome.
Ok, the rejection is now complete.
|I'm at a loss.|
|Baxter is such a pest.|
|I tried to tell him, really I did.|
|Haahaaahaaaa. I have been wanting to smack him for ages!!|