Colours of Spring.

My nectarine tree is beginning to blossom. Oh yes, I feel a lighter mood coming on.

Another Drop In.

Looked out the window and saw our little feathered friend poking around my fruit tree. Managed to get a few photo's through the back window before Baxter also 'discovered' our friend. Being the usual mental giant that he is,( thank goodness), he decided to bark loudly before chasing. Needless to say, he didn't catch it.

You can't beat nature's colours.

Why Do I Bother?

No 1 son was complaining about all the work he has to do at University, how tough life is etc etc. I stood it till I could stand it no longer, wanting to remove my own liver.

No.1 son: It costs heaps and all the reading I have to do...........

Bonsaimum listening: Yada yada yada yada..................

Bonsaimum: Look , your father and I have both been through it. Yes it's hard, yes it's time consuming, yes it probably all seems useless to you at the moment. You will be glad you did it.

No.1 son: Yes, but mum, things have moved on from when you went to Uni. They don't use stone,hammer and chisel any more!!

The Truth Of It.

I was on the phone today, and Ladybug was swatting the handset, then turning around so that if I kept talking, I would be eating tail fur. It brought to mind some rules a friend gave me years ago. I don't know who wrote it, but it is all true.

Rules for cats who have a house to run.

1. DOORS:

Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and scratch the frame. You may also reach under the door and pull clothing towards you; silks get the quickest reaction. Once the door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, when it's raining or snowing, or during the height of the mosquito season. Swinging doors must be avoided at all costs.

2. CHAIRS AND RUGS:

If you have to urp, get to an overstuffed chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there are no Oriental rugs, shag is a good substitute. When urping on shag, be sure you project; it is a must that it stretch for as long as a human's bare foot.

3. BATHROOMS:

Always accompany guests to the bathroom.( see Rule 1.) It is not necessary to do anything--just sit and stare.

4. HELPING:

If one of your humans is engaged in some semi-closed activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping"; humans are known to refer to it as "hampering".
The following are the rules for "helping"

    a) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and
        thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
    b) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between the eyes and book, unless you can
        lie across the book itself.
    c) For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as
        to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but
        every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to
        distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needle-
        point projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you.
    d) For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards
        (annual activity), keep in mind the aim----To help! First sit on the paper being worked
        on.
        When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds
        nicely, roll
        around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed
        for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time.
     
    e) When a human is holding a newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back
        of the paper. They love to jump.
     

5. WALKING:

As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human. Especially effective places to strike are:
    a) On stairs, when they have something in their arms;
    b) In the dark; and
    c) When they first get up in the morning.

This exercise helps with improving their coordination skills.

6. BEDTIME:

Always sleep on the human at night. If there are two ( or more) of you, bookend the human putting off the greatest heat. They will try and squirm but your sheer numbers and inert bodies will effectively keep them pinned.

Missing in Action

Another sunny Sunday here, so off driving we went. No.1 son had returned to Melbourne to start his next semester of University and No.2 son went to his girlfriends place for the day,( so much for studying). When we are not home Baxter gets up to mischief.

1. He pulls the pillows off our bed and tunnels under the doona!
2. Any chance he gets he will terrorise the cats.
3. Any packaging left around he will pull it apart looking for food.

I tell you, coming home to find a lump in my bed,( no it's not hubby), who thinks that if he does not move a muscle I won't notice is becoming slightly annoying. It wouldn't be so bad if he stenched up hubby's side of the bed, but no, he sleeps on my side. Rotten animal!

So today we get home and all is silent. Yes, there is a lump in the bed, but no sign of the cats. Ladybug has probably gone into the desk drawer again. How something her size gets in the drawer in the first place is mind boggling - maybe she has been taking lessons from Dynamo the magician! Brandi is nowhere to be seen until hubby points towards the bathroom. Well at least she wasn't in the sink!

If I stay absolutely still.......

Not moving a muscle.

Am I invisible yet?

As Long As You Don't Touch.

My son's have officially labelled me a dirty old woman. I disagree entirely,though my responses cause them to look at me in an 'aha' way. I recently discovered the True Blood series and sat through seasons 2 - 4. Now anyone female and breathing who has seen the series would have to agree that the  actor who plays the role of Eric is quite delicious. My justification for watching this series is:
a) I definitely don't follow it for intellectual stimulation.
b) I love the eye candy.
c) I was not drooling.

Source.

They are my arguments and I'm sticking to them!!