Foot in Mouth Disease.

I have been known to make some spectacular gaffe's in my life, providing a constant source of amusement to my family and friends. This is mainly because my mouth is about 5kms ahead of my brain. A case in point is as follows:

Bonsaimum: How could Oscar Pistorius  do what he did? After all he had everything and the world at
                      his feet.

Silence.

No.1 Son: Mum, he has no feet!

Bonsaimum: Well, you know what I mean. I don't come across many legless men!

Hubby and No.1 son didn't speak to me for a couple of minutes because they couldn't stop laughing.